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41 Back to School Jokes for Kids

Starting a new school year can be both exciting and nerve-wracking for kids. Therefore, it’s important to create a positive and engaging learning environment that will help them transition smoothly. One way to lighten the mood and bring smiles to their faces is through humour. In this article, we will share 41 back-to-school jokes that are guaranteed to make kids laugh and brighten their day.

Back to school jokes for kids

Hilarious Jokes to Start the School Year:

  1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  3. What do you call a pencil that can tell jokes? A “punny” pencil.
  4. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  6. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  7. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
  8. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
  9. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
  10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
  11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
  12. How does a scientist freshen their breath? With “Experi-mints”!
  13. What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.
  14. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  15. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
  16. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because they heard the class was going to a higher level!
  17. What kind of exercise do lazy students do? Diddly-squats!
  18. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!
  19. Why did the computer go to school? To get smarter!
  20. How does the ocean say hello to the beach? It waves!
  21. What kind of tea do football players drink? Penal-tea!
  22. Why did the clock get in trouble in school? It couldn’t keep its hands to itself!
  23. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
  24. Why did the cookie go to the nurse’s office? It was feeling crumby!
  25. What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You’re looking sharp!
  26. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to reach for the stars!
  27. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!
  28. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
  29. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
  30. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  31. What did the teacher do with the student’s report on ancient Egypt? She sphinx it’s great!
  32. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
  33. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  34. How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
  35. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
  36. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  37. Why don’t some teachers need a pencil? Because they always have a point.
  38. Why was the math test so happy? It got all the right angles!
  39. Why don’t bees ever get married? Because they’re too busy buzzing around!
  40. What do you call a musical insect? A humbug!
  41. Why did the pencil go to the party? It knew how to draw a crowd!

Share these jokes with school kids and bring some laughter to their day. Enjoy the fun and lighthearted moments!

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